- 09:18 @IndigoWild love your soaps. #
- 16:34 @halcyon Yes, I would love to add you to my following. Take care and have a wonderful day. XXX #
- 16:37 @hugallliance Yes, I would love to be informed on general Hug news. Thanks so much and have a great day. XXX #
- 16:45 Have a wonderful weekend!! #
- 16:12 re: Red Dwarf BTE: NOW we can complain. Though I think the specials were actually kinda good. Would have liked more plot. #
- 16:14 @bdbdbdbd Curb Your Enthusiasm marathon? #
- 11:52 I dare you not to be charmed by The Birds re-enacted by Peeps tinyurl.com/cpca7n #
- 15:54 Yes, please yell more over my shoulder, it is not annoying at all #
- 15:54 it doesn't matter if you're talking to me or not, just make sure you yell directly at the back of my head #
- 16:14 Almost forgot to say suck it, @nomtweets. #savenom #
- 14:03 Another day at a career fair. I just want to go steal toys from people's booths. #
- 14:42 The state trooper keeps telling stories about motorcycles rolling over and killing people to those who approach his booth. Odd strategy! #
- 01:15 Dear Dept. of Education- my loans are deferred, so why the hell does my credit report say I owe you $500?!?! #
- 17:16 I am exhausted and crazed right now. I cannot keep pushing myself like this, something is going to have to give. #
- 15:48 Working job fairs has taught me that people have many ways to feign interest while taking candy from a table. JUST TAKE THE CANDY GENIUSES. #
- 16:53 Shortly after my candy-complaint, I find myself followed by @mikeandike. Are you guys offering me more candy?! #
- 20:35 Must keep reminding self that I am moving soon, so don't set apartment above me on fire. Serenity now. Serenity now. #
- 15:25 Did half a sci-fi marathon last night. Embarrased about wussing out @ 8am, but we'd been there 9 hours and I've seen Wrath of Khan 500 X. #
- 15:44 Also: Has anyone ever notices that RoboCop has a HUGE ass? Seriously, look for that next time you watch it. #
- 15:49 Googling "RoboCop ass" brought up less porn then I thought it would. #
- 16:03 @bdbdbdbd Good luck, dude. I wish I had a comic book club, that sounds awesome. #
- 14:51 I am fucking sick and tired of not being taken seriously. #
- 15:10 Says the girl in the bowling shirt and the Converse sneakers. #
- 16:32 @tpyo Call me, please? #
- 13:47 The exact apartment I want is opening up at the exact time I want it. Please please please let me get what I want this time. #
- 14:39 Also: WHO IS PAYING YOU TO BE KING DOUCHE? I WILL DOUBLE IT TO MAKE YOU STOP. #
- 14:49 Does anyone else hate it when nerd t-shirt websites use improbably hot ladies for models? THE PROM QUEEN DOES NOT WANT YOUR NERD SHIT. #
- 15:26 @harmony77 Are you sure she wasn't a fever dream? Did she have vagina dentata? That's kind of a tip-off. #
- 15:35 @tpyo FREE MONEY AND CANDY PUPPIES #
- 15:35 Also: GODDAMN FUCK I AM GOING TO MISS MORRISSEY. :( x 100. #
- 16:35 The pen I was chewing on exploded in my mouth, and now my tounge is blue. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened. #
- 16:54 Also, I spelled tongue wrong. THIS FUCKING DAY. #
- 09:02 "You need the money more then I do." ARGH. #
- 13:25 rt @levarburton: No matter what happened yesterday, today is is another opportunity to get back up on the horse...Giddyup Y'all! #
- 13:26 @bdbdbdbd NOOOOOOOO. Where will I read my comic books now?! #
- 13:27 OK, I get it, you don't give a fuck anymore. Whatever. #
- 16:13 rt @superhappy:News of Don't Stop Believin DLC for RB leaked. It's over, Rock Band wins. Guitar Hero players are officially gigantic losers. #
- 16:23 Rachel Maddow continues her quest call lazy Dems on their BS and also to make me super-gay: tinyurl.com/b9zmg6 #
- 23:17 I feel like I've lost a bit of weight, but my skirts are still tight. Time to cut back on my 24-7 party lifestyle. #
- 09:57 Eating breakfast, have a conference call in a few. Coworkers are pain as ever. S MY D TUESDAY. #
- 10:35 @KiltyAsCharged Dude! Hi! #
- 11:33 @kiltyascharged Not bad. Job is sucking, but what else is new. How are you? #
- 11:47 Honestly, what's the fucking point anymore? #
- 13:14 @kiltyascharged Awesome! Is your website back up? #
- 14:05 Awesome, yes, I love folk parodies of popular songs! Thanks, office mate! #
- 14:06 (PS I WILL STEP ON YOUR THROAT IF YOU DON'T TURN THAT SHIT OFF I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING) #
- 14:49 @kiltyascharged One thing at a time, dude. It's good to see you back and making stuff. #
- 14:50 OK, enough folky crap, we're listening to Morrissey now. SUCK IT. #
- 09:47 Today my Pandora is like a kid riddled with ADD. I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE TOM PETTY PANDORA. NO PANDORA. PUT IT DOWN OR SO HELP ME PANDORA. #
- 09:54 NO PANDORA. YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE JIMMY EAT WORLD. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH PANDORA. #
- 10:38 I wish we had better, more organized stuff for our new employee to work with. I think she expects a foosball game to break out any minute. #
- 12:17 If you don't like Warren Zevon, you are the worst kind of person. #
- 12:33 @brianarn Then that is OK with me! Just listen to Werewolves of London sometime. #
- 16:30 @tpyo I'll do it when I get home! Gawd! #
- 17:05 @bdbdbdbd I was going to suggest The Clash, but I did not Amazon quickly enough :( #
- 13:19 @angela_ Black and green tea are ridonk acidic. Try yerba- much less acidic, way caffeinated #
- 15:22 @tpyo It's nice outside, dude. We'll have a nice weekend, I promise #
- 16:35 @tpyo Any interest in pizza for dinner? #
- 16:45 @tpyo GOOD. Jess wants to go to Hounddogs and she will be sad if you don't go too. #
- 16:47 @tpyo Can you jump on AIM so we can discuss it? #
- 14:27 @bdbdbdbd *wolf whistle* #
- 14:28 I have manipulated things in the office to my satisfaction. This is a fine day to be selfish. #
- 15:45 RT @donttrythis: As Lily Tomlin said : " No matter how cynical you are, it's impossible to keep up. " #
- 21:24 Hahahaha bit.ly/JAfOY via @TheOnion - Panicked Agriculture Secretary Momentarily Forgets What Corn Is #
- 23:44 #fuckitlist WHITE GIRL DREDLOCKS #
- 23:59 Midnight. Can't sleep. Need to nut up and be a good person tomorrow. WANT UNAGI. #
- 09:55 Pandora is on a punk streak, which is cool. Live version of Spanish Bombs @ Shea Stadium ftw. #
- 12:53 The St. Patricks parade sucks. A MINIVAN WITH A SHAMROCK TAPED TO IT IS NOT A FLOAT, JERKS #
- 02:26 @angela_ Your boyfriend is adorable. #
- 02:27 Awesome things about today: Waltz with Bashir, Sam and Max s1 for the Wii, and a wookie who loves my jerkass unconditionally. Lucky me. #
- 02:31 Oh, and Red Dwarf spoilers. And breakfast-near-bed. and chocolate cake batter ice cream for lunch. And...fuck it, I had a great day! #
- 03:01 HARMONY GO TO BED REPO! WILL NOT GET BETTER JUST BECAUSE YOU WATCHED IT AGAIN #
- 13:33 Is it OK to call Rahm Emanuel "Un Jammer Rhammy"? #
- 00:47 I feel guilty about a lot of things, but I always do. #
- 00:50 Also, nothing turns me off of a movie faster then seeing "full-view coitus with an open wound" in not 1, but 2 reviews. #
- 00:51 In my defense: I was looking on metacritic for info about a movie @ the Wex. Not snuff porn. #
- 02:04 Watching Repo! cause I can't sleep. Why do all goths instinctively hate their dad? #
- 03:12 Well, that was an oddly entertaining mess. #
- 23:49 I can't wait till the Daily Show is up on Hulu this weekend. #
- 11:11 #fuckitlist A career, probably. Owning a home. Financial responsibility. Any iPod more complicated then a shuffle. #
- 11:19 Also on the #fuckitlist: learning to make meringue. Seriously, fuck that. #
- 13:24 If he doesn't shut up I am going to beat him to death with a stapler #
- 13:25 I will do it, I have the technology (a stapler) #
- 14:26 @angela_ Cutting out beef has helped my stomach situation immensely. I miss hamburgers though. #
- 14:32 I can't stop thinking about throwing my stuffed totoro at my coworker's head. It would not hurt him, and it would make me so happy #
- 14:33 @angela_ Chicken isn't bad! It's like the only thing I can eat #
- 14:48 @angela_ Vegetarianism might be a good short-term solution, then. or you can give up booze? #
- 14:49 I could hit him right in the back of the head. Nobody could prove it was me. #
- 15:00 Maybe I shouldn't start throwing things, pretty soon we'll be looking at concussions here #
- 15:00 But god, it would be SO EASY and he would scream like a girl #
- 15:14 @cassildra *is so happy to imagine this happening* #
- 15:14 @tpyo Michael, they are not a good band. Stop pretending they are because they are not #
- 15:15 Fucking stick your head over that cubicle wall one more time, I dare you #
- 15:15 DO IT SO I CAN HIT YOU WITH A TOY #
- 15:18 @cassildra I DONT WANT TO KILL HIM JUST HIT HIM WITH A SOFT RUBBER TOY AND LAUGH BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY #
- 15:18 @tpyo What's that? I couldn't hear you over Karen O yodeling the same fucking song over 10 different backing tracks. #
- 15:37 @cassildra ON IT, DUDE #
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